"The paladin notices everyone else is confused at the concept of ‘family’."

"Oh right, I’m among player characters."


How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.



petition for australia to host a winter olympic games


i finally found the shiny i was hunting for, y’see!!! i named her ai, and i thought i was hallucinating when she hatched, haha… im too excited to show the person she is meant for.

waiting for someone to wake up and get on is hard, especially when you dont knkw when they will wake up….


when ur battling ice type pokemon



Australians on Tumblr Part 3

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like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

i feel all gross and jumpy so if i sleep now i will have nightmares but there isnt anything to do aaaaaa aaa he